"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain."
what do birds do
I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important
when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life
Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams.
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"
When a character you don’t like dies
That moment when you’re reading a fic and your OTP finally hooks up
That gif is literally perfect
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
this is extremely accurate
I feel so bad for Benedict Cumberbatch. Just because someone’s famous doesn’t mean the paparazzi can stalk and harass them, especially when they’re on holiday. Lot’s of people skinny dip when they go on holiday, and it’s shameful the the paparazzi had the nerve to actually release the photos.
every breath you take
i’ll be watching you