i just spit my muffin out from laughter
December 5, 2013
DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY HELL YEARS THAT IS
Yes, roughly 420 years
it’s hard buying gifts for nerds bc you’re like “i want the thing but they’re my friend”
it’s the ultimate sacrifice
My new favourite frozen gif of Dean’s face omfg
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
"If we are all in fact Robins, then who took Batman’s costume?"
i feel like bobby is batman
I’m not sure…..
That reaction though
Fuck yo trash!
my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts per second